cumillionaire:

If my jokes offend you:

  1. I’m sorry
  2. It won’t happen again
  3. 1 & 2 are lies 
  4. You’re a pussy

(Quelle: 69shadesofgray, via vir--gin)

can u pretend im not ugly and annoying and fall in love with me

(via als-obey)

mormondad:

Why do other ppl have my name wtf

(via sehnsuchtsworte)

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